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It is said that the first Full Moon following the passing of a human soul marks the emotional imprint of their lifetime’s destiny, offering possible insights into its evolution. On February 8th, Inner Sight’s Chair, Janet Morrow (1931-2014), passed away following a long battle with illness. Janet inspired others with her progressive approach to health, education, economics, and ecology. She was an advocate for change; a passion acquired in the second half of her life. Her philanthropic nature supported an ardent belief that we are “Spiritual beings having a physical experience in a physical body.” Janet lived this belief to the best she could, sharing wisdom with the world around her. How beautiful for her soul that the Full Moon following her passing illumines Valentine’s Day, the day on which we honor love. What a beautiful omen to her spirit as she journeys toward Eternal Love. Thank you for your service, Janet.
Poe finally was discharged on April 15, 1829, after securing a replacement to finish his enlisted term for him. Before entering West Point, Poe moved back to Baltimore for a time, to stay with his widowed aunt Maria Clemm, her daughter, Virginia Eliza Clemm (Poe’s first cousin), his brother Henry, and his invalid grandmother Elizabeth Cairnes Poe. Meanwhile, Poe published his second book, Al Aaraaf, Tamerlane and Minor Poems, in Baltimore in 1829.
Poe traveled to West Point and matriculated as a cadet on July 1, 1830. In October 1830, John Allan married his second wife, Louisa Patterson. The marriage, and bitter quarrels with Poe over the children born to Allan out of affairs, led to the foster father finally disowning Poe. Poe decided to leave West Point by purposely getting court-martialed. On February 8, 1831, he was tried for gross neglect of duty and disobedience of orders for refusing to attend formations, classes, or church. Poe tactically pled not guilty to induce dismissal, knowing he would be found guilty.
He left for New York in February 1831, and released a third volume of poems, simply titled Poems. The book was financed with help from his fellow cadets at West Point, many of whom donated 75 cents to the cause, raising a total of $170. They may have been expecting verses similar to the satirical ones Poe had been writing about commanding officers. Printed by Elam Bliss of New York, it was labeled as “Second Edition” and included a page saying, “To the U.S. Corps of Cadets this volume is respectfully dedicated.” The book once again reprinted the long poems “Tamerlane” and “Al Aaraaf” but also six previously unpublished poems including early versions of “To Helen”, “Israfel”, and “The City in the Sea”. He returned to Baltimore, to his aunt, brother and cousin, in March 1831. His elder brother Henry, who had been in ill health in part due to problems with alcoholism, died on August 1, 1831.
Publishing Career
After his brother’s death, Poe began more earnest attempts to start his career as a writer. He chose a difficult time in American publishing to do so. He was the first well-known American to try to live by writing alone and was hampered by the lack of an international copyright law. Publishers often pirated copies of British works rather than paying for new work by Americans. The industry was also particularly hurt by the Panic of 1837. Despite a booming growth in American periodicals around this time period, fueled in part by new technology, many did not last beyond a few issues and publishers often refused to pay their writers or paid them much later than they promised. Poe, throughout his attempts to live as a writer, had to repeatedly resort to humiliating pleas for money and other assistance.
After his early attempts at poetry, Poe had turned his attention to prose. He placed a few stories with a Philadelphia publication and began work on his only drama, Politian. The Baltimore Saturday Visiter awarded Poe a prize in October 1833 for his short story “MS. Found in a Bottle”. The story brought him to the attention of John P. Kennedy, a Baltimorean of considerable means. He helped Poe place some of his stories, and introduced him to Thomas W. White, editor of the Southern Literary Messenger in Richmond. Poe became assistant editor of the periodical in August 1835, but was discharged within a few weeks for being caught drunk by his boss. Returning to Baltimore, Poe secretly married Virginia, his cousin, on September 22, 1835. He was 26 and she was 13, though she is listed on the marriage certificate as being 21. Reinstated by White after promising good behavior, Poe went back to Richmond with Virginia and her mother. He remained at the Messenger until January 1837. During this period, Poe claimed that its circulation increased from 700 to 3,500. He published several poems, book reviews, critiques, and stories in the paper. On May 16, 1836, he had a second wedding ceremony in Richmond with Virginia Clemm, this time in public.

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Sometimes, whether single or married, we look to be loved by others, but grow frustrated and ultimately disappointed.  "Are we unloveable? What's wrong with me?" we ask.  And yes, married people are just as guilty of this as single - maybe more!

Consider this: Could we be loved and just not see it as love? Women and men define love differently.  Children are loved differently from family to family.  The other day my husband hadn't been very affectionate or wordy in regards to our relationship or his feelings for me.  One might say he's not loving me.  Oh, but did I mention that despite a mound of homework and reading needing his attention, he spent a large part of his time off digging a trench for a new garden all FOR ME?

It's often termed as love language.  Do you know your friends' and family's love language? Take some time to think about it.  You might be surprised at how much you really are loved once you get the language right!
For the majority of my adolescence, I assumed I was extroverted probably because my mom was and my subconscious just figured that was 'right'.  What I failed to notice was how introverted my dad was and how much more I identified with him on basic relationships with time and things.  As a result of my confusion, I've been made very aware of how often conflicts aren't really about what we're saying at the moment, but how we value and define elements in our life.
These are the top, famous birthday quotes to write on cards.

“Every year, on your birthday, you get a chance to start new”—Sammy Hagar

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate”—Oprah

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?”—Satchel Paige

“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing, ‘Happy Birthday.’”—Steven Wright

“Presents don’t really mean much to me. I don’t want to sound mawkish, but it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who love me, and who I really love”—Gabriel Byrne

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, I fyou ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm’”—Sam Levenson

“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake”—Mitch Hedberg

“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that someone remembers me”—Ellen Glasgow
Funny 30 Rock Quotes
Here are the funniest quotes from the hit series 30 Rock.

Kenneth: We have ways of making people talk: By giving them fresh apple slices.

Jenna: Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.

Jenna: Am I trying to instigate fights by throwing wine at people just to get on camera, and maybe also promote my new lifestyle website, Jennas-Side.com? Of course not. I mean, is wine-throwing something that even gets you on a reality show.

Angie: As you know, my single, “My Single is Dropping,” is dropping.

Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong…if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome. Standing ovation.

Jack: You know how the media are. They wait for a mistake and that’s all you are. It happened to Hilter. No one ever talks about his paintings.

Liz: I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in New York. It’s still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises.

Tracy: Thanks, Jack for coming to this emergency meeting. I’m sorry I’m four hours late, but my alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a funny cock fight last night.

Liz: If I could push a button and five people in the world would  die, but I’d get free cable for life, I’d do it.
No One Ever Said Quotes
“I wish I had more back hair”—No One

“That Facebook post really made me rethink my stance on gun control” –No One

“My ex was so rational and sane”—No One

“I’m going to miss all the political jokes and commercials now the campaign is over”—No One

“I just love what the Palestinians have done with the Gaza Strip”—No One

“Wow, I have too much weed”—No One

“I love when Facebook changes everything once you’ve gotten used to it”—No One

“Maybe hooking up with my ex and having my ex to dinner was a good idea”—No One
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Amazon is the go-to place for many products that either can't be found in stores, or many you're just too lazy to get dressed because you're looking at birthday cards for her (whoever "she" is) online at NobleWorks Cards. We too like Amazon, and wanted to share with you some of the best Amazon reviews and funniest quotes online that we came across! Now you have more time to look at funny vintage birthday cards!
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Edgar Allen Poe was an American author, poet, editor and literary critic, considered part of the American Romantic Movement. Best known for his tales of mystery and the macabre, Poe was one of the earliest American practitioners of the short story and is considered the inventor of the detective fiction genre. He is further credited with contributing to the emerging genre of science fiction. He was the first well-known American writer to try to earn a living through writing alone, resulting in a financially difficult life and career.

Early Life

He was born Edgar Poe in Boston, Massachusetts, on January 19, 1809, the second child of actress Elizabeth Arnold Hopkins Poe and actor David Poe, Jr. He had an elder brother, William Henry Leonard Poe, and a younger sister, Rosalie Poe. Edgar may have been named after a character in William Shakespeare’s King Lear, a play the couple was performing in 1809. His father abandoned their family in 1810, and his mother died a year later from consumption (pulmonary tuberculosis). Poe was then taken into the home of John Allan, a successful Scottish merchant in Richmond, Virginia, who dealt in a variety of goods including tobacco, cloth, wheat, tombstones, and slaves. The Allans served as a foster family and gave him the name “Edgar Allan Poe”, though they never formally adopted him.

The Allan family had Poe baptized in the Episcopal Church in 1812. John Allan alternately spoiled and aggressively disciplined his foster son. The family, including Poe and Allan’s wife, Frances Valentine Allan, sailed to Britain in 1815. Poe attended the grammar school in Irvine, Scotland (where John Allan was born) for a short period in 1815, before rejoining the family in London in 1816. There he studied at a boarding school in Chelsea until summer 1817. e was subsequently entered at the Reverend John Bransby’s Manor House School at Stoke Newington, then a suburb four miles (6 km) north of London.

Poe moved back with the Allans to Richmond, Virginia in 1820. In 1824 Poe served as the lieutenant of the Richmond youth honor guard as Richmond celebrated the visit of the Marquis de Lafayette. In March 1825, John Allan’s uncle and business benefactor William Galt, said to be one of the wealthiest men in Richmond, died and left Allan several acres of real estate. The inheritance was estimated at $750,000. By summer 1825, Allan celebrated his expansive wealth by purchasing a two-story brick home named Moldavia. Poe may have become engaged to Sarah Elmira Royster before he registered at the one-year-old University of Virginia in February 1826 to study languages. The university, in its infancy, was established on the ideals of its founder, Thomas Jefferson. It had strict rules against gambling, horses, guns, tobacco and alcohol, but these rules were generally ignored. Jefferson had enacted a system of student self-government, allowing students to choose their own studies, make their own arrangements for boarding, and report all wrongdoing to the faculty. The unique system was still in chaos, and there was a high dropout rate. During his time there, Poe lost touch with Royster and also became estranged from his foster father over gambling debts. Poe claimed that Allan had not given him sufficient money to register for classes, purchase texts, and procure and furnish a dormitory. Allan did send additional money and clothes, but Poe’s debts increased. Poe gave up on the university after a year, and, not feeling welcome in Richmond, especially when he learned that his sweetheart Royster had married Alexander Shelton, he traveled to Boston in April 1827, sustaining himself with odd jobs as a clerk and newspaper writer. At some point he started using the pseudonym Henri Le Rennet.

Military Career

Unable to support himself, on May 27, 1827, Poe enlisted in the United States Army as a private. Using the name “Edgar A. Perry”, he claimed he was 22 years old even though he was 18. He first served at Fort Independence in Boston Harbor for five dollars a month. That same year, he released his first book, a 40-page collection of poetry, Tamerlane and Other Poems, attributed with the byline “by a Bostonian”. Only 50 copies were printed, and the book received virtually no attention. Poe’s regiment was posted to Fort Moultrie in Charleston, South Carolina and traveled by ship on the brig Waltham on November 8, 1827. Poe was promoted to “artificer”, an enlisted tradesman who prepared shells for artillery, and had his monthly pay doubled. After serving for two years and attaining the rank of Sergeant Major for Artillery (the highest rank a noncommissioned officer can achieve), Poe sought to end his five-year enlistment early. He revealed his real name and his circumstances to his commanding officer, Lieutenant Howard. Howard would only allow Poe to be discharged if he reconciled with John Allan and wrote a letter to Allan, who was unsympathetic. Several months passed and pleas to Allan were ignored; Allan may not have written to Poe even to make him aware of his foster mother’s illness. Frances Allan died on February 28, 1829, and Poe visited the day after her burial. Perhaps softened by his wife’s death, John Allan agreed to support Poe’s attempt to be discharged in order to receive an appointment to the United States Military Academy at West Point.

Poe finally was discharged on April 15, 1829, after securing a replacement to finish his enlisted term for him. Before entering West Point, Poe moved back to Baltimore for a time, to stay with his widowed aunt Maria Clemm, her daughter, Virginia Eliza Clemm (Poe’s first cousin), his brother Henry, and his invalid grandmother Elizabeth Cairnes Poe. Meanwhile, Poe published his second book, Al Aaraaf, Tamerlane and Minor Poems, in Baltimore in 1829.

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A Blue Valentine a Valentine Day poem by Joyce Kilmer
A Charm Invests a Face a Valentine Day poem by Emily Dickinson
A Farewell to False Love a love poem by Sir Walter Raleigh
A Red Red Rose a Valentine Day love poem by Robert Burns
Art thou pale for weariness a love poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Beautiful Dreamer a St Valentines Day love song by Stephen Foster
Beauty a St Valentine Day love poem by John Masefield
Because She Would Ask Me Why I Loved Her a love poem by Christopher Brennan
Bride Song a St Valentine Day love poem by Christina Rossetti
Bright Star, Would I Were Steadfast as Thou Art a Valentine poem by John Keats

Celestial Love a St Valentines Day poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Come live with me and be my love a Valentine poem by Christopher Marlowe
Come slowly a Valentine Day love poem by Emily Dickinson
Desire a St Valentines Day love poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Eros a St Valentine Day love poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faithless Sally Brown a Valentines Day love poem by Thomas Hood
Farewell, Love a St Valentine Day love poem by Thomas Wyatt
For beauty being the best of all we know a love poem by Robert Bridges
Forget Not Yet a Valentine Day love poem by Thomas Wyatt
Great Lover a St Valentine Day love poem by Rupert Brooke

Heart, we will forget him a Valentine love poem by Emily Dickinson
Helas a Valentine love poem by Oscar Wilde
Her Voice a Valentine love poem by Oscar Wilde
How Do I Love Thee? a Valentine poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I have loved flowers that fade a Valentine love poem by Robert Bridges
I Watched Thee a Valentine love poem by Lord Byron
If thou must love me, let it be for nought a love poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Jane a St Valentine poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley
Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair a love song by Stephen Foster
Katharine a Valentine love poem by Robert Louis Stevenson

Life in a Love a St Valentine love poem by Robert Browning
Life a love poem by Sir Walter Raleigh
Love - What is love? a love poem by Robert Louis Stevenson
Love a love poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love and Friendship a love poem by Emily Bronte
Lucys Song a love poem by Charles Dickens

Marriage Morning a love poem Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Meeting at Night a love poem by Robert Browning
Merciles Beaute a love poem by Geoffrey Chaucer
Music, when soft voices die a love poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley
My delight and thy delight a love poem by Robert Bridges
My Last Duchess a love poem by Robert Browning

O Nightingale a love poem by John Milton
Ode To A Nightingale a love poem by John Keats
Ozymandias a love poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley
Poem 22 (I gave myself to him) a love poem by Emily Dickinson
Porphyria's Lover a love poem by Robert Browning

Remember a love poem by Christina Rossetti
Remembrance a love poem by Emily Bronte
Retrospect a love poem by Rupert Brooke
Rosabelle a love poem by Sir Walter Scott
Rose of all the World a love poem by D.H.Lawrence
Rover a love poem by Sir Walter Scott
Ruth a love poem by Thomas Hood

She Comes Not When Noon is on the Roses a love poem by Herbert Trench
She is Far from the Land a love poem by Thomas Moore
She Walks In Beauty like the Night a love poem by Lord Byron
Sonnets from the Portuguese - 14 a love poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Sonnets from the Portuguese - 43 a love poem by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare -When forty winters shall besiege thy brow
Sonnet for Valentines Day by William Shakespeare -Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare - When in disgrace
Sonnet for Valentines Day by William Shakespeare -Not marble nor the gilded monuments
Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare -O never say that I was false of heart
Valentine Day Sonnet by William Shakespeare - Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare - O thou, my lovely boy
Sonnet for Valentines Day by William Shakespeare -My Mistress eyes
Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare -Beshrew that heart
Sonnet for Valentines Day by William Shakespeare - Thou blind fool love
Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare - Love is my sin
Sonnet for Valentine Day by William Shakespeare - My love is as a fever

Tears, Idle Tears a Valentines Day love poem by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The Arctic Lover a Valentine Day poem by William Cullen Bryant
The Great Lover a Valentines Day poem by Rupert Brooke
The Lady of Shalott a St Valentine Day love poem by Alfred Lord Tennyson
The Love Unfeigned a Valentines Day love poem by Geoffrey Chaucer

The Passionate Shepherd to His Love a Valentine Day poem by Christopher Marlowe
The Presence of Love a love poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
They Flee from Me a Valentines Day poem by Thomas Wyatt
To A Husband a Valentine Day love poem by Anne Finch
To Jane a st Valentine Day love poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley
To My Wife a Valentine Day love poem by Oscar Wilde

Vision upon the Fairy Queen a Valentine Day love poem by Sir Walter Raleigh
Voices at the Window a Valentines Day love poem by Sir Philip Sydney
Voice a St Valentine Day love poem by Thomas Hardy
Wedlock a Valentine Day love poem by Benjamin Franklin
When I am dead a Valentines Day poem by Christina Rossetti
When We Two Parted a Valentines Day love poem by Lord Byron
Where Shall The Lover Rest a Valentines Day love poem by Sir Walter Scott
Who Ever Loved, That Loved Not at First Sight? A love poem by Christopher Marlowe
Woman's Constancy a St Valentine Day love poem by John Donne
You'll love me yet and I can tarry a love poem by Robert Browning

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Michael Pritchard said, “You don’t stop laughing because you are old; you grow old because you stop laughing.” I hope you have tons of laughs on your birthday!
    Job 12:12 in the Bible says, “With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding.” Congratulations on a little more wisdom and understanding today.
    Sue Banducci said, “Old age comes at a bad time.” Maybe that’s why it’s such a good time to have a party and eat cake.
    Tammy Mein said, “After a certain age, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.” Did you wake up with achy joints this morning?
    George Burns said, “You know you’re getting old when you stoop down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.” It’s good to be old enough to know how to be efficient. Happy Birthday!
    George Burns said, “When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.” I hope you live as long as he did.
    On his 85th birthday, Bernard Beruch said, “To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” That means 100 years old for him. I’ll let you do the math for yourself.
    "Birthdays are like taxes. Both seem to happen too often and there's no avoiding either." -Blake Flannery
    "The only consolation you get for aging another year is knowing that everyone else you know is getting older too." -Blake Flannery
    "Your birthday is just one day, even though we think of being an entire year older. Time has a way of being sneaky until you stop to notice." -Blake Flannery

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