Valentine Funny Poems Biography
Source (google.com.pk )collection of 'straight' funny valentines poems by Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanly on the themes of love, relationships and romantic frustration. While there's nothing too twisted or rude, the poetry is written for an adult audience and definitely isn't suitable for children. We'll kick off proceedings with a three of Patrick Winstanley's Valentine's poems on the theme of geeks and love.
The first poem would be ideal to ensnare a geek, as it provides a heady mix of romance, humour and html. Ideally it should be sent via email, but if you have to deliver it in person try saying it in a strong West Indian accent, which gives the ˜ just the right balance between passion and insistence.
A Valentine to a Geek
you will be mine
˜ end of time
If the geek you've set your sights on is receptive to your romantic advances, you may very well receive an equally baffling valentine verse in reply:
Sweet 16
My dreams are hexadecimal
And so too are you
The next poem is not strictly a valentine poem, but it does explain why so many men (not just geeks) get the romance thing wrong on Valentine's Day (and not just on Valentine's Day).
Men are from Mars
If men are from Mars
And Women are from Venus
A martian man's head
Is still ruled by his penis
Many women dream of being swept off their feet by a knight in shining armour on Valentine's Day , but be careful what you wish for...
A Knight to Remember
You're my knight in shining armour
I'm your damsel in distress
So much for our night of passion
You'll take hours to undress
To follow, a rather more conventional poem for Valentine's Day by Paul which has as its ingredients a loving relationship and a box of chocolates...
Valentine’s Day is, for many, the most dreaded holiday on the calendar. Those who are already spoken for go along with it and pretend to enjoy it. For 24 hours, they act as though their love were as sweet as Godiva chocolates and their lives as rosy as an Agnes B flower bouquet. Singles, on the other hand, are relegated to spending the night alone at home with a tub of Häagen-Dazs in front of the television or meeting up with other singles to commiserate the way the years have slipped through their fingers. No one wants to be a wall flower or shrinking violet.
Valentine’s Day is a quintessential Hallmark holiday. It was conceived, created and blown out of proportion by florists and chocolate makers. Originally dedicated to the Valentine of Rome, a martyred priest in the Middle Ages, the holiday was later removed from the Christian calendar because there wasn’t much to celebrate. Historically, the day had nothing to do with either love or romance, until English poet Geoffrey Chaucer associated the fateful day with a pair of love birds in an obscure 15th-century poem. Chaucer could never have imagined the magnitude of harm he would inflict on mankind, nor could he have guessed that his words would lead to cash registers around the world ringing nonstop on the horrid winter day.
Different cultures celebrate Valentine’s Day in their own unique way. While the Western world sticks to the chauvinistic tradition of men buying women trinkets, most Arab countries ban Valentine’s Day merchandise as they are considered too Christian for comfort. In Japan and Korea, the gift giving customs are reversed. Women are obligated to give chocolates to not only their other halves but also every male coworker in the office. A month later on March 14, dubbed the “White Day,” the tables are turned and men reciprocate with bigger gifts. Valentine’s Day is such a huge industry in Japan that February 14 accounts for half of the country’s annual chocolate sales.
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Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
Valentine Funny Poems Funny Vlentines Day Cards Tumblr Day Quotes Pictures Day Poems Day Memes Poems
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