Humorous Ecards Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.
May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.
Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is hard." Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
Today is the last day of some of your life.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~Author Unknown
An unwatched pot boils immediately. ~H.F. Ellis
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. ~Author Unknown
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown
Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs? ~Christopher Morley, Contribution to a Contribution
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. ~Grace Hopper
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. ~Author Unknown
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~Author Unknown
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ~Author Unknown
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. ~Bat Masterson
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy. ~Russian Proverb
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. ~Joseph Addison, The Spectator
I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. ~Elaine Dundy
The real way to tell if a television show, movie or book has truly wormed its way into our culture is not to monitor online discussion or catalogue late night talk show guests. If you really want to know which pieces of art are making an impression on the public, pay attention to what people are naming their babies. And, apparently, we are in for an influx of little Westerosi children in the coming years:
What a bunch of weird names— er, I mean, great names for your child.
This is all based upon data from BabyCenter.com, measuring how often a particular name is used per one million babies born. There's not information for 2014 for all these names, so sometimes it comes from 2013 or 2012 (notated with an *). And the numbers seem to have already started shifting a bit since I compiled this data, but this is still a pretty decent snapshot. Also, names that are popular outside of the Song of Ice and Fire universe—like Jaime, Jon and The Mountain That Rides—were excluded from this list, since there's no way to tell which ones belong to nerd babies and which ones don't.
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