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Teens love to celebrate Valentine's Day. The heady mix of first love, freedom, and hormones, make an interesting combination for Valentine's Day. Enjoy this collection of cute Valentine's Day quotes and share it with the one you love. If you feel nervous about confessing your love, use these cute Valentine's Day quotes to woo your sweetheart.

    Leo Tolstoy
    All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

    Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
    Are we not like two volumes of one book?

    Lao Tzu
    Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

    John Bunyan
    Better let my heart be without words, than my words without heart.

    Grey Livingston
    Candle light, moon light, star light The brightest glow is from love light.

    Robert Browning
    Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

    Pixie Foudre
    I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.

    Rabindranath Tagore
    I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.

    Winnie the Pooh
    If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart... I’ll always be with you.

    Winnie the Pooh
    If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.

    La Rochefoucauld
    If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

    J. P. Richter
    In women everything is heart, even the head.

    Andre Gide
    It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.

    E. E. Cummings
    Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

    James A. Baldwin
    Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

    Joyce Carol Oates
    Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.

    Robert Frost
    Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

    French Proverb
    Love is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch.

    Jerome K. Jerome
    Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

    R. Buckminster Fuller
    Love is metaphysical gravity.

    John Keats
    Love is my religion - I could die for it.

    Sean Connery
    Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

    David Viscott
    To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

    Oscar Wilde
    When you really want love you will find it waiting for you.
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed."  Anonymous

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.  Anonymous

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.  Joan Crawford

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.  Judith Viorst

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?  Lily Tomlin

Love is sharing your popcorn.  Charles Schultz

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.  Helen Gurley Brown

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.  James Montgomery Bailey

There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach.  Barbara Hower

Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love.  Albert Einstein

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. 
Tim Allen

Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him.  That's love.
Norm Crosby

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside --- Made in Taiwan!   Leopold Fetchner

If you love 'em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love 'em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.   Miles Davis

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.
Richard Lewis

By all means marry. If you get  a good wife, you'll be happy.  If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.  Socrates

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.   Helen Rowland

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.  Phyllis Schlafly

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Professor Irwin Corey

Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
Kathy Mohnke

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.  Joyce Brothers

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.  James Garner

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.  Cindy Garner

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.  You may love it when  you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else.  Jean Kerr

Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don't; men hope women won't change, but they do.  Bettina Arndt

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Cindy Garner

My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.   Jack Benny

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.  Anonymous

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "I" of loving.  Cerano de Bergerac

An arhaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.  Agatha Christie

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.  Bob Hope

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.  Fran Lebowitz

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.  Spanish Proverb

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!  Chico Marx

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I haven't had time for tobacco since.  Arturo Toscanini

Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't.  Anonymous

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Jean Illsley Clarke

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.  Anonymous

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.  Pearl Bailey

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.  Ring Lardner

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.   Rowland

Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms.

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