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 Happy Anti-valentines day poems & I hate valentines day quotes: Feb is the month of love, but there are some people also who don't like celebrating Valentines Day. Here we are going to share some happy anti valentines day 2014 quotes which are funny and hilarious. Here, we have listed some of the select anti-valentines day quotes. Send these rude & annoying quotes as wishes to your friends to tease them via Whatsapp,Wechat, Facebook text or as a simple text message.

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         My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
         ~ Jack Nicholson
     
        I'm sweating like a pedophile in a nursery
    When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
     
       Girls have bigger asses than guys, because all girls are full of shit.
      
        Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!
      
        What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
        The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out the meat!
     
        Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
     
        My mouth is as dry as a nun's cunt
    
        It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but... THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS OUR PEOPLE.

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       What the hell is all that shit for?        People get mushy and start acting queer,
        It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
        This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
        Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
        I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
        And wear black for the rest of the week.
        Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
        For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
        The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
        Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
        So, here's my story... what else can I say?
        Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
      
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Love Poem of The Jilted Grammarian
Is her went?
Am she gone?
Did her leave I all alone?

Oh, cruel fate
To be so blind,
To take she 'way
And leave I 'hind.

Darn she!
Me hate she!
Me wish her were died!
To them is in love, may heart forbid
That they be done like I been did!

Author Unknown



Roses are Red
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Carnations are Sweet
And so are you.

And so are they
That send you this
And when we meet
We'll have a kiss.
Author Unknown

To-morrow is St. Valentine's Day
To-morrow is Saint Valentine's Day
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your windo
To be your Valentine.
William Shakespeare from Hamlet, Act IV, Scene 5

Going Steady
Valentine, O, Valentine,
I'll be your love and you'll be mine.
We'll care for each other, rain or fine,
and in 90 years we'll be 99.
Ian Serraillier

An Angry Valentine
If you won't be my Valentine
I'll scream, I'll yell, I'll bite.
I'll cry aloud, I'll start to whine
If you won't be my Valentine.
I'll frown and fret, I'll mope and pine, and
It will serve you right ---
If you won't be my Valentine
I'll scream, I'll Yell, I'll Bite!
Myra Cohn Livingston

Plenty of Love
Plenty of love,
Tons of kisses,
Hope some day,
To be your Mrs.

Author Unknown

A Valentine Birthday
Again today
We draw the heart around
your name       Our red crayons
bright with love ---
the paper white as drifts
outside the door.

Snowfall on your birthday!
Each
tumbling flake snipped
into lace    by the scissoring
wind

Valentines!  Valentines!
Valentines!
Barbara Juster Esbensen

Love is like a Cabbage
My love is like a cabbage
Divided into two,
The leaves I give to others,
The heart I give to you.
Author Unknown

Veggie Valentine
You may not "carrot" all for me
The way I care for you.
You may "turnip" your nose
When I plead with you
But if your "heart" should "beet" with mine
Forever "lettuce" hope
There is no reason in the world
Why we two "Cantaloupe."
Author Unknown.

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