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You LOL’d at the hilarious images Someecards posted for Mother’s Day, and then The Huffington Post scouted out 15 ecards you wish you could send your ex. (My fave: “I told our dog that you died.” Hahahahaha.) Now I bring you The 25 Funniest Ecards About Love, Dating and Marriage. These cards run the relationship gamut, from what it’s like to date (the good, the bad and the bumping uglies) to the solid courtship phase (where you’re comfortable enough to fart but you still get raging boners for each other) all the way through the mutual acceptance of mediocrity that is marriage. (Sorry, I watched Carnage last night. I’m feeling like a bitter, wealthy, urban sophisticate.) Enjoy!
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Our free ecard template (which you can download by simply clicking on the image on this page, no form-fill required!) has a collection of six different ecard templates. For this blog post, we'll customize number two from the collection (slide five).

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Step 1: Insert Custom Message

Add a brief message here that relates to the audience and channel you're sharing with. For example, I'm going to write this ecard for, well, you guys! The lovely readers and/or subscribers of this blog.

By the way, we truly do appreciate the loyal readers of our blog. We try our best to serve you great content, but it's your feedback, questions, and ideas that inspire us and help us improve what we do every day.
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While some of our templates allow you to add custom images, not all do! You can keep a simple background, pull from any one of our 200+ free holiday stock images, or simply add your own. Whatever you do, make it personalized and fun! In our example, we'll use a festive photo of two members of our HubSpot blogging team.
Step 3: Sign and Send

Once your ecard is customized, simply sign as your name or company. If you create a card as your company, consider adding your own logo!

To save the card, go to File >> Save as Picture. Under "options" you can select to "Save Current Slide Only" to save only the ecard you customized.

Ready to start customizing ecards and spreading the holiday joy now through New Years.
Love Poems speak about the passion, desire and vulnerability of being in love. When you can share your life with another, your whole world is completely different.

Falling in love may be one of the greatest feelings ever. When you are with your lover there is no greater feeling in the world, and when you're not you spend all your time thinking of each other. Falling in love is truly an awesome feeling.

Romantic relationships are the spice of life. They make us feel alive in a way that nothing else can. Genuine romance exists when two individuals show that they care for each other by doing small acts for each other that demonstrate love and affection. It makes us feel loved and cared for when we know that our significant other is thinking about how to give us the most pleasure. Romance is the key to keeping the sparks flying. Without it, any relationship will soon lose its shine.

We hope you enjoy browsing our collection of great love poems!
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Love Poem To Soldier, My Gorgeous Handsome Soldier     Long Distance Love Poems    132     4.37
Marry Me Again?     Love Poems about Marriage    121     4.36
Poem Questioning If Loved Back, Loving You So Much     First Love Poems    547     4.35
There's No Obscurity     Romantic Poems    53     4.34
Treasures We Own     Sweet Love Poems    132     4.31
Can't Stop Going Back To Him     Moving On Poems    51     4.31
When Love Begins     Falling in Love Poems    1316     4.29
Warm Embrace     Relationship Poems    167     4.29
A Toast To Forever     Girlfriend Poems    223     4.27
Forever Connected     True Love Poems    639     4.26
When I First Met You, A Love Poem For Him, I Know You     Boyfriend Poems    2794     4.24
Falling For A Guy, Take Me Back     I'm Sorry Poems about Love    494     4.24
The Easiest Thing I Have Ever Done     I Love You Poems    124     4.18
Feeling Sad :(     Confused about Love Poems    64     4.14
Poem For The Man I Love, From My Heart     Short Love Poems    1348     4.01
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Many girls obsess about how to be the perfect girlfriend. The truth is most guys are happy enough just to have a girlfriend. However, it is important to know that for guys, being respected is the most important thing. Guys want to know that you think they are powerful and strong. Also do not disregard his complement. If he tells you that he thinks that you look beautiful, don't tell him that you are ugly. You may be acting modest, or displaying your own insecurities, but to him, you are saying that his complements don't mean a thing.
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Saying "I love you" is a hard thing to do. You might be worried if you are really expressing your truly feelings or if you are being pressured into it. Everyone has their own time when they think that it is appropriate to say I love you. There is no right or wrong time. However, it is hurtful when an individual makes himself vulnerable and says, I love you, and his words are not returned. Sometimes it may be a simple act of courtesy to return the sentiment. On the other hand you may be setting him up for false expectations about the potential for a relationship.

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Send your friend or family member 50 or over a FREE StayWellCard® reminder to get a colonoscopy. Colon cancer is the commonest cause of death due to cancer for both men and women. More women in perimenopause and menopause die of colon cancer than breast cancer and HIV combined. Don't be in the dark about colon cancer. Get a light at the end of your tunnel. Make a difference; send a StayWellCard.
Vincent van Gogh was born on March 30, 1853, in Groot-Zundert, the Netherlands. Beginning in 1869, he worked for a firm of art dealers and at various short-lived jobs. By 1877 Van Gogh had begun religious studies, and from 1878 to 1880 he was an evangelist in the Borinage, a poor mining district in Belgium. While working as an evangelist, he decided to become an artist. Van Gogh admired the work of Jean François Millet and Honoré Daumier, and his early subjects were primarily peasants depicted in dark colors. He lived in Brussels and in various parts of the Netherlands before moving to Paris in February 1886.
In Paris he lived with his brother, Theo, and encountered Impressionist and Post-Impressionist painting. Van Gogh worked briefly at Fernand Cormon’s atelier, where he met Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. The artist also met Emile Bernard, Edgar Degas, Paul Gauguin, Camille Pissarro, and Paul Signac at that time. Flowers, portraits, and scenes of Montmartre, as well as a brighter palette, replaced his earlier subject matter and tonalities. Van Gogh often worked in Asnières with Bernard and Signac in 1887.
In February of the following year Van Gogh moved to Arles, where he painted in isolation, depicting the Provençal landscape and people. Gauguin joined him in the fall, and the two artists worked together. In December of 1888, after the two artists had a falling out, Van Gogh suffered his first mental breakdown. Numerous seizures and intermittent confinements in mental hospitals in Arles, Saint-Rémy, and Auvers-sur-Oise followed from that time until 1890. Nevertheless, he continued to paint. In 1890 Van Gogh was invited to show with Les Vingt in Brussels, where he sold his first painting. That same year he was represented at the Salon des Indépendants in Paris. Van Gogh shot himself on July 27, 1890, and died on July 29 in Auvers-sur-Oise, France.
Hi! My Card allows you to create different kinds of ecards and instantly send them to the person you desire through email. The best part is that everything is FREE! The cards can incorporate pictures, videos, background music, sounds, and maps to make it as vivid as the movie Harry Potter! You can also save and organize your cards in order to enjoy it in the future.A whitepaper from Cvent notes 80% of companies are convinced they provide a superior customer service. But only 8% of their customers agree.
Ouch.
Despite being on the business and marketing side, I see where people are coming from. For instance, the other day, I saw a commercial for one of the worst brands I've ever been a customer of ... and it was all about customer happiness. It made me cringe.
Then, the other day, my coworker had to call an Etsy shop to inquire about a shirt she ordered two weeks earlier and was, at the time, a day late for delivery. The shop's customer team then explained on the day she was expecting her shirt (which was the core component of her Halloween costume) that the shirts were on a two-month backorder.

It's clear some companies aren't aware of just how poor customer service can lead to reputational damage. But if you're looking to ensure you delight your audience -- from visitors, to leads, to customers -- you've come to the right place. Today, we're going to provide you with a free PowerPoint template for creating ecards you can customize and share with your customers, fans, readers, and the like.
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Note: Holiday ecards are not the solution to poor customer service. Messages like these will only enhance a customer experience already bubbling with value, help, and delight.

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Do you like ecards? I’m not typically a big fan of them. In fact, I’ve gone so far as to have written about why you should not send ecards. That being said, occasionally a gem of an ecard makes me think or chuckle, or both, and I can’t resist liking it. I’d like to share five of these diamonds in the rough with you here.The PsPrint Blog is a resource for graphic designers, freelancers, small business owners and fans of print marketing. You'll find helpful techniques on printing everything there is to print, including business cards, postcards, brochures, stickers, invitations, greeting cards, door hangers, magnets and more. The PsPrint Blog shares creative ways to improve your design and layout skills, and useful tips for marketing your business in any medium. We also like to have a little fun, sharing design inspiration and spotlighting some our favorite customers' printed pieces in our "Hot Off the Press" series.
My work is a merging of energy & spiritual wisdom with the physical reality. To accomplish this alchemy in a painting, I begin with a sacred intent and through meditation, intuition and present moment flow, allow the piece to unfold. Intuition, clairvoyance and connection with a higher source of wisdom are my most valued and favorite elements in my process because through them, the painting, or healing treatment, becomes a source of wisdom and energy that benefits the body, mind, heart and soul.

Painting, for me, is not only about personal expression but also discovery, journey, and information. The colors, shapes, symbols and imagery convey energetic frequencies and messages on conscious and unconscious levels. When someone is drawn to my work, it is not only the image and colors that they feel connected to, but the more subtle vibrational information that dances with, informs and nurtures their soul.

Currently, I am creating acrylic paintings that attune a person and their space (home, office, meditation room) to certain desirable energies. In this way, they are supported in bringing into their life-experience more of these vibrations such as happiness, abundance, inner knowing, health and peace.
My healing work one on one with clients is carried out as well with the intent of removing blocks to wellness, attuning to and revealing from within one's true radiant nature.
If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a dull and stifling experience. Life can be a challenge; of that there is no doubt. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day.
To those that take life seriously, we may see humor as an obstacle in our paths. The truth is that jokes are funny because they contain a grain of truth about life that would not be able to be shown through any other medium.
A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that I might get shot in the head for if I were to say them straight out. Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non-threatening way.
We hope you enjoy browsing our collection of great funny poems!
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Poem About Being 60 Years Old, I'm Not Really 60     Funny Life Poems    29     4.34
A Night With My Lady     Funny Love Poems    659     4.1
My Five Kitty Cats     Cute Poems    543     4.1
Pet Port A Potty     Funny Poems for Kids    636     4.06
To My Little Sister With Throat Cancer, Happy Trails To Cancer Shirt     Rhyming Poems    384     4.06
The Horse Ride     Humorous Poems    775     3.96
Tinkle,Tinkle Little Car     Short Funny Poems    1698     3.65
The Man From Greece     Limericks    207     3.4
Fecal Farm     Cute Poems    201     4.09
A Worm In My Pocket     Funny Poems for Kids    868     4
Poem About How Men Don't Get It, Men     Funny Love Poems    235     3.96
The Day I Remember     Funny Life Poems    190     3.9
Mary And The Mouse     Rhyming Poems    127     3.88
Nothing Rhymes with Orange, Orange     Humorous Poems    417     3.84
Dare Devil     Short Funny Poems    564     3.39
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Those who have studied poetry know that rhyming is only one style of writing a poem. The real criterion that defines a poem is whether I am writing something that could not be conveyed in prose. The strict grammatical rules that define prose have no place for a real poem's sentiment. At the same time a poem doesn't need to convey a profound message in order to qualify. A poem that is cute may very easily fit the this criterion as well.
There is a line from a country song that goes, "sometimes life's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers". It describes a man who sees his high school sweetheart at a high school reunion. He realizes how wrong they would have been for each other and how blessed he is to have the partner that he has. Many of us have similar stories. Many times we are lucky enough to end up not with the person that we thought was our soul mate but the person who is really meant for us.
Humorous poetry has been written for thousands of years. Many of us do not know that the nursery rhymes that we sang as kids were made up to convey information of a delicate political nature encoded in what sounds like a silly children's song. Living in the western world, we are lucky enough to be able (in some cases) to freely speak our minds. However, we cannot take for granted the medium of humor as a way to convey information that may be politically dangerous.
The short poem is more challenging to write than a longer poem. It seeks to make every word count and mean exactly what is intended. A short poem has the added benefit of getting the message of poem through to the reader in a succinct way. There are many traditional styles of humorous short poems. The challenge is in getting your words into the proper number of syllables in each stanza. These poems have a technical element to them that contrast with the free flowing poems that are more common today.

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Known as one of the first greatest “stars” of the world stage, Sarah Bernhardt, or “La Divine”, dominated the theatrical scenes of both Europe and America for over half a century. In addition to being one of the greatest actresses of all time, Sarah was also noted for her “larger than life” personality and her eccentric lifestyle.
Henriette-Rosine Bernard, known to the world as Sarah Bernhardt, was born into the Parisian world of courtesans and affluent gentlemen, 1844. She never knew her father, a Parisian who did not marry her Dutch-Jewish mother. Her mother, a woman who had little time or inclination to raise a child in the social world of the Paris salon set, sent Sarah to study in a convent. After a turbulent childhood, Sarah was ready to commit herself to a religious life when a place was secured for her to study acting in the Paris Conservatoire. She began acting in 1862 but showed little of the talent that would later propel her into stardom.
Sarah's professional career began in earnest in 1866 as a member of the theater company of the Odeon. Her most notable qualities were her “voice of gold” and her ability to breathe emotional life into melodramatic heroines, lifting the characters from their former stultifying effects of tradition, adding nobility and giving the characters a depth previously unseen. In theater after theater, Sarah excelled into stardom. By 1880, Sarah was so successful, she broke her contract in the company of the Comedie to pursue her own successes.
Sarah's off-stage life was often as harrowing as that of the characters she portrayed. Her boyish figure allowed her to portray many men characters, which was her private passion. She also suffered with bouts of ill health that had plagued her since childhood. This, plus her extravagant lifestyle, the menagerie of exotic animals she loved and a passion for younger men, kept her in financial difficulties. Journalists of the day frequently painted her as an eccentric and their writings contributed to her fame as much as her acting skill.

In 1894, Sarah Bernhardt met Alphonse Mucha. She needed a poster of a coming production Gismonda. Of the many artists who submitted works, Bernhardt chose Mucha's illustration. Mucha, a budding artist, signed a five-year contract with Bernhardt, not only for posters but for the design of many of her costumes as well. Although Mucha was not part of Sarah's close company, the two formed an odd friendship that would last well past the contract.
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Bernhardt and Mucha had a mutual taste for the macabre, often holding séances in his studio with the help of a medium. Alphonse often painted vivid and grotesque scenes of death and dying. Sarah had a special upholstered coffin built, took it to Mucha's studio, and had herself photographed in it, eyes closed, arms folded, surrounded by flowers of mourning. This photograph was widely circulated and gave rise to the legend that she slept in a coffin at night. The rumor was true. When she traveled for a performance, she had her coffin delivered to her private suite. This was a smart and calculated move which added to her world fame.

Bernhardts' artistic talents extended to many different fields. She often wrote her own plays, was a competent painter and loved to create sculptures. Also to her credit, she had a weakness for humanitarian causes. During the Franco-Prussian war in 1870, Sarah established a hospital in the closed Odeon theater and in WWI she contributed both money and fund-raising activities to support the war effort.
Bernhardt took a progressive attitude towards the new medium of film. She appeared in three early silent films, enabling the producer Adolph Zukor to start the Famous Players production company, which eventually became Paramount Pictures.
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In 1899, she opened her own resident theater, the Theater Sarah Bernhardt. In 1911, Sarah's leg had to be amputated because of a chronic knee condition. She continued to perform, in some of her most famous roles, lying in a prone position or propped up by an artfully designed set. She even converted her hotel room into a film set but she died in March 1923, at the age of 79, before the film was complete.
Although Sarah never performed any of her roles in any language but French, she was hailed and revered as a great actress on both sides of the Atlantic, regardless of her audiences' ability to comprehend the language. This popularity is a testament to her emotional and vocal power as an actress, as well as, her contribution to the stage as a truly great singular star.
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Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere.

If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these commercial products this Valentine's Day. Buying a card or some candy from the store only shows that you're doing what's expected. Going the extra mile to be creative shows that you really care. If you want to really be romantic take the time to find out what is special and meaningful to her. That gesture will be worth more than the biggest chocolate heart.

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You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.
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It's not the length of the poem that matters, rather it is the thought that goes into it. A short poem to your Valentine can easily be more powerful than a long one. It is the content that matters. In fact, if you're taking the time to write something of your own, you're probably on the right track. Don't go for the "roses are red, violets are blue" variety of poems. Don't give her a card with a prewritten poem in it. That won't get you anywhere. True romance are words from your heart to hers.
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Do you ever look across the dinner table and wonder where the sexy man that you married went? Well, I've got news for you. He's probably thinking the same about you. It is said that familiarity breeds contempt. Hopefully you don’t hold your husband in contempt, but it's definitely not like it used to be. If you want your husband to sit up and take notice, do something unusual this Valentine's Day. The longer that you've been married, the crazier it has to be.
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If you're getting together with your boyfriend on Valentine's Day, you may be asking yourself if your boyfriend cares for you as much as you care for him. Well here's something you should know about guys. They're not the best at sharing their feelings. They may need a little poking and prodding. Don't look at this as a sign that they don't care. They need your help. Show him how to be a good lover. Be clear about what you want, he's probably more scared than you.
Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.
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Stuck On You
By Kenneth J. Miller
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English ..........
Votes: 139,  Rating: 4.09 , 1 Story
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A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem
By Denise Scott
Collards is green, yer eyes ain’t blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

We go ..........
Votes: 63,  Rating: 4.08
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Valentines Day Poem For Dad, Daddy I Love You
By Claire Anderson
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.

You help me, but sometimes,
need me to teach you to play.

So smile 'cause I ..........
Votes: 198,  Rating: 4.05
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Friend Or Foe, Someone I Know
By Lily V. Tran
There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or
Move to the moon or
Deeper out of space
Whenever I see him
I make a weird ..........
Votes: 168,  Rating: 3.98 , 2 Stories
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Valentine To Friend Poem, Be My Valentine
By Elver B
Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote

I will let you touch my phone
I will let you choose the hotel
I ..........
Votes: 26,  Rating: 3.92
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Candy Love
By Terra Mcdonald
Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together
Just you and me, sweet ..........
Votes: 91,  Rating: 3.91
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Valentines Day
By Ashley Williams
Valentines Day is coming up, and I don’t have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I've ..........
Votes: 40,  Rating: 3.88
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I Don't Get Valentines Day, I Have An Idea
By Jade Valentine
I don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,
for our hearts to burst.
But girls love it so I guess it's a ..........
Votes: 13,  Rating: 3.69
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You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentines Day
By Kaya De Poetic
Hearts are flying,
Stars are aligned,
So many valentine cards I will find
On top of my desk,
And under my chair,
I even found one tangled up in my hair,
Oh valentines day, ..........
Votes: 23,  Rating: 3.52
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Simple And True
By Beverly C. Kessinger

This is the love I have for you.
One= cannot be undone
Two= oh boy! do I love you!
Three= just you and me
Four= please don’t close the door
Five= you make me feel alive! ..........
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    Guys, if you're looking for inspiration, think about this. Where would you be without your girlfriend? Have you ever tried sharing feelings with your buddies? They just don't get it, and they would laugh at you anyway. Be thankful that you have someone that you can be vulnerable with. Having a woman in your life is the ultimate gift. Your bodies fit together because your souls fit together and you're meant to be together. Say thank you to your girlfriend. Tell her how grateful you are that she is in your life.

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