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If you were a dog you'd be dead by now.
If you were a dog you'd be dead by now.
Happy birthday to an adult who still depends on money being in their birthday card.
Happy birthday to an adult who still depends on money being in their birthday card.
May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day.
May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day.
Sorry if I sent you the same birthday card last year.
Sorry if I sent you the same birthday card last year.
Happy birthday to someone so old they watch TV shows on a TV.
Happy birthday to someone so old they watch TV shows on a TV.
Happy birthday to someone who hopefully sees this before it gets buried in their Facebook feed.
Happy birthday to someone who hopefully sees this before it gets buried in their Facebook feed.
I hope your birthday falling on Throwback Thursday gives you the illusion of being younger.
I hope your birthday falling on Throwback Thursday gives you the illusion of being younger.
Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.
Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.
May your lifespan be freakishly long.
May your lifespan be freakishly long.
Happy birthday to a person I'm sitting in the same room with.
Happy birthday to a person I'm sitting in the same room with.
Happy Birthday to someone who's too young to know why there's an 'e' in front of 'ecard.'
Happy Birthday to someone who's too young to know why there's an "e" in front of "ecard."
May your birthday party be as well-attended as an Ellen Degeneres selfie.
May your birthday party be as well-attended as an Ellen Degeneres selfie.
Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting.
Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting.
This card is to say I had no input on the lame office birthday card I was forced to sign.
This card is to say I had no input on the lame office birthday card I was forced to sign.
Singing 'Happy Birthday' to you is the most work I've done all week.
Singing "Happy Birthday" to you is the most work I've done all week.
Happy birthday to a coworker whose birthday I actually care about more than eating their office birthday cake.
Happy birthday to a coworker whose birthday I actually care about more than eating their office birthday cake.
Happy birthday to someone who looks young considering how many years this winter has taken off their life.
Happy birthday to someone who looks young considering how many years this winter has taken off their life.
The tape-delayed Olympic coverage has inspired me to wish you a happy belated birthday.
The tape-delayed Olympic coverage has inspired me to wish you a happy belated birthday.
May you live to be so old that the handicapped stall becomes a necessity and not just a spacious place to poop.
May you live to be so old that the handicapped stall becomes a necessity and not just a spacious place to poop.
Happy birthday to someone who doesn't look a day over the beginning of their Facebook movie.
Happy birthday to someone who doesn't look a day over the beginning of their Facebook movie.
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However old you are is the new 30.
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Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.
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