Funny Card Sayings Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Sometimes, whether single or married, we look to be loved by others, but grow frustrated and ultimately disappointed. "Are we unloveable? What's wrong with me?" we ask. And yes, married people are just as guilty of this as single - maybe more!
Consider this: Could we be loved and just not see it as love? Women and men define love differently. Children are loved differently from family to family. The other day my husband hadn't been very affectionate or wordy in regards to our relationship or his feelings for me. One might say he's not loving me. Oh, but did I mention that despite a mound of homework and reading needing his attention, he spent a large part of his time off digging a trench for a new garden all FOR ME?
It's often termed as love language. Do you know your friends' and family's love language? Take some time to think about it. You might be surprised at how much you really are loved once you get the language right!
For the majority of my adolescence, I assumed I was extroverted probably because my mom was and my subconscious just figured that was 'right'. What I failed to notice was how introverted my dad was and how much more I identified with him on basic relationships with time and things. As a result of my confusion, I've been made very aware of how often conflicts aren't really about what we're saying at the moment, but how we value and define elements in our life.
These are the top, famous birthday quotes to write on cards.
“Every year, on your birthday, you get a chance to start new”—Sammy Hagar
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate”—Oprah
“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?”—Satchel Paige
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing, ‘Happy Birthday.’”—Steven Wright
“Presents don’t really mean much to me. I don’t want to sound mawkish, but it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who love me, and who I really love”—Gabriel Byrne
“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, I fyou ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm’”—Sam Levenson
“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake”—Mitch Hedberg
“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that someone remembers me”—Ellen Glasgow
Funny 30 Rock Quotes
Here are the funniest quotes from the hit series 30 Rock.
Kenneth: We have ways of making people talk: By giving them fresh apple slices.
Jenna: Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
Jenna: Am I trying to instigate fights by throwing wine at people just to get on camera, and maybe also promote my new lifestyle website, Jennas-Side.com? Of course not. I mean, is wine-throwing something that even gets you on a reality show.
Angie: As you know, my single, “My Single is Dropping,” is dropping.
Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong…if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome. Standing ovation.
Jack: You know how the media are. They wait for a mistake and that’s all you are. It happened to Hilter. No one ever talks about his paintings.
Liz: I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Liz: It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in New York. It’s still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises.
Tracy: Thanks, Jack for coming to this emergency meeting. I’m sorry I’m four hours late, but my alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a funny cock fight last night.
Liz: If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I’d get free cable for life, I’d do it.
No One Ever Said Quotes
“I wish I had more back hair”—No One
“That Facebook post really made me rethink my stance on gun control” –No One
“My ex was so rational and sane”—No One
“I’m going to miss all the political jokes and commercials now the campaign is over”—No One
“I just love what the Palestinians have done with the Gaza Strip”—No One
“Wow, I have too much weed”—No One
“I love when Facebook changes everything once you’ve gotten used to it”—No One
“Maybe hooking up with my ex and having my ex to dinner was a good idea”—No One
Funny Quotes on Amazon
Amazon is the go-to place for many products that either can't be found in stores, or many you're just too lazy to get dressed because you're looking at birthday cards for her (whoever "she" is) online at NobleWorks Cards. We too like Amazon, and wanted to share with you some of the best Amazon reviews and funniest quotes online that we came across! Now you have more time to look at funny vintage birthday cards!
Funny Banana Slicer Quotes
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