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Source(google.com.pk)Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere.
If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these commercial products this Valentine's Day. Buying a card or some candy from the store only shows that you're doing what's expected. Going the extra mile to be creative shows that you really care. If you want to really be romantic take the time to find out what is special and meaningful to her. That gesture will be worth more than the biggest chocolate heart.
We hope you enjoy browsing our collection of great valentine poems!
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.
You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.
I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.
Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.
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Short Valentine Poems (13 Poems)
It's not the length of the poem that matters, rather it is the thought that goes into it. A short poem to your Valentine can easily be more powerful than a long one. It is the content that matters. In fact, if you're taking the time to write something of your own, you're probably on the right track. Don't go for the "roses are red, violets are blue" variety of poems. Don't give her a card with a prewritten poem in it. That won't get you anywhere. True romance are words from your heart to hers.
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Valentine Poems to Husbands (7 Poems)
Do you ever look across the dinner table and wonder where the sexy man that you married went? Well, I've got news for you. He's probably thinking the same about you. It is said that familiarity breeds contempt. Hopefully you don’t hold your husband in contempt, but it's definitely not like it used to be. If you want your husband to sit up and take notice, do something unusual this Valentine's Day. The longer that you've been married, the crazier it has to be.
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Valentines Day Poems to Boyfriend (17 Poems)
If you're getting together with your boyfriend on Valentine's Day, you may be asking yourself if your boyfriend cares for you as much as you care for him. Well here's something you should know about guys. They're not the best at sharing their feelings. They may need a little poking and prodding. Don't look at this as a sign that they don't care. They need your help. Show him how to be a good lover. Be clear about what you want, he's probably more scared than you.
Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.
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Stuck On You
By Kenneth J. Miller
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.
You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English ..........
Votes: 139, Rating: 4.09 , 1 Story
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A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem
By Denise Scott
Collards is green, yer eyes ain’t blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.
We go ..........
Votes: 63, Rating: 4.08
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Valentines Day Poem For Dad, Daddy I Love You
By Claire Anderson
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You help me, but sometimes,
need me to teach you to play.
So smile 'cause I ..........
Votes: 198, Rating: 4.05
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Friend Or Foe, Someone I Know
By Lily V. Tran
There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or
Move to the moon or
Deeper out of space
Whenever I see him
I make a weird ..........
Votes: 168, Rating: 3.98 , 2 Stories
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Valentine To Friend Poem, Be My Valentine
By Elver B
Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote
I will let you touch my phone
I will let you choose the hotel
I ..........
Votes: 26, Rating: 3.92
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Candy Love
By Terra Mcdonald
Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together
Just you and me, sweet ..........
Votes: 91, Rating: 3.91
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Valentines Day
By Ashley Williams
Valentines Day is coming up, and I don’t have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I've ..........
Votes: 40, Rating: 3.88
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I Don't Get Valentines Day, I Have An Idea
By Jade Valentine
I don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,
for our hearts to burst.
But girls love it so I guess it's a ..........
Votes: 13, Rating: 3.69
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You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentines Day
By Kaya De Poetic
Hearts are flying,
Stars are aligned,
So many valentine cards I will find
On top of my desk,
And under my chair,
I even found one tangled up in my hair,
Oh valentines day, ..........
Votes: 23, Rating: 3.52
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Simple And True
By Beverly C. Kessinger
This is the love I have for you.
One= cannot be undone
Two= oh boy! do I love you!
Three= just you and me
Four= please don’t close the door
Five= you make me feel alive! ..........
Votes: 99, Rating: 3.02
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Guys, if you're looking for inspiration, think about this. Where would you be without your girlfriend? Have you ever tried sharing feelings with your buddies? They just don't get it, and they would laugh at you anyway. Be thankful that you have someone that you can be vulnerable with. Having a woman in your life is the ultimate gift. Your bodies fit together because your souls fit together and you're meant to be together. Say thank you to your girlfriend. Tell her how grateful you are that she is in your life.
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